Jeremiah accepts GW's request to join the Presidential Prayer Team
As soon as the President made his request fer my services, I wrote 'eem back...
Dear President GW,
This here is Jeremiah...
Thank you so dang much fer invitin me to join this here team....I am ready to prey at a moment's notice and I will prey fer whatever you want....even bad things...
I know Im good too! The other day I preyed for Aunt Otha's toenail fungus to disapear "IN THE NAME OF GOD!"
I'll be danged...it dint go away...
But it did not enter her pinky toe...
There is power in the Spirit I'll tell you right now!
I have been preyin for that there Jimmy Carter to have a stroke or somethin' so he will stop supportin them terrorists!
Unfortunately my aim was a little off or something cause that there terrorist lover Sharon got it instead...But I was close dangit!
My aim will improve if we all work together...
Sincerely walking with GW and God
JB
After GW appointed me to the official Presidential Prayer Team, I realized sumthin'...
I is a warrior...Not only a ninja capable of a' dealin' out them thar death blows, but I is also a spiritual warrior that kicks prayer ass and takes prayer names...
I promise to werk hard fer the President cuz he needs our prayers in times like these, when evil lurks all around him, a'tryin to ensnare him in its libral grasp!
What do we pray fer? Not that it is any of yer dang bizness, but right now we is a' prayin' fer:
An end to violance,
Lower gas prices,
The Troops,
That thar feller what is goin to be the boss of the CIA,
and secret stuff you dont a'need to know about...
Y'all jez remember
I'm nunchuckin fer GW and the Lord now dangit!....
I wunder when my first check 'll git here?
Dear President GW,
This here is Jeremiah...
Thank you so dang much fer invitin me to join this here team....I am ready to prey at a moment's notice and I will prey fer whatever you want....even bad things...
I know Im good too! The other day I preyed for Aunt Otha's toenail fungus to disapear "IN THE NAME OF GOD!"
I'll be danged...it dint go away...
But it did not enter her pinky toe...
There is power in the Spirit I'll tell you right now!
I have been preyin for that there Jimmy Carter to have a stroke or somethin' so he will stop supportin them terrorists!
Unfortunately my aim was a little off or something cause that there terrorist lover Sharon got it instead...But I was close dangit!
My aim will improve if we all work together...
Sincerely walking with GW and God
JB
After GW appointed me to the official Presidential Prayer Team, I realized sumthin'...
I is a warrior...Not only a ninja capable of a' dealin' out them thar death blows, but I is also a spiritual warrior that kicks prayer ass and takes prayer names...
I promise to werk hard fer the President cuz he needs our prayers in times like these, when evil lurks all around him, a'tryin to ensnare him in its libral grasp!
What do we pray fer? Not that it is any of yer dang bizness, but right now we is a' prayin' fer:
An end to violance,
Lower gas prices,
The Troops,
That thar feller what is goin to be the boss of the CIA,
and secret stuff you dont a'need to know about...
Y'all jez remember
I'm nunchuckin fer GW and the Lord now dangit!....
I wunder when my first check 'll git here?
posted by Jeremiah Bullfrog at 4:39 PM
8 Comments:
Jeremiah, I got your message. I understand if you can't support our Bloggers Against Torture alliance for Torture Awareness Month, but perhaps [begin blog-whoring] some of the other bleeding-heart terrorist sympathisers who read your blog might like to join up instead? [end shameless blog-whoring]. Good luck with improving your aim with those prayer-induced strokes. Practice makes perfect.
Well, thar might be some of them thar America haters what would like ta join such a group....they's a better git off'n my blog and commence ta' America hatin over thar....cuz
I love Ameica Goddammit!!
Make the Pie Higher
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
GWB is an idiot
Not if'n ya look at what he said in the "make the pie higher" post.....It makes perfect sense ta me and I is a simple cuntry ninja....
If'n the pie aint high enuff, the terrorists win boy!
Dont ya be a committin treason on this here America lovin blog!
Why do you hate the troops ananymous 2 (I aint never seed a name like that a'fore)...
I THINK U GUYS ARE REALLY STUPID BECAUSE I REALLY THINK THAT U GUYS ARE TAKING THIS SHIT TOO FAR. ITS 1 THING SENDING THEM BACK BUT U GUYS WANT TO KILL THEM LIKE IF THEY WERE SOME DAMN ANIMALS. WELL I REALLY HOPE THAT GOD PUNISHES YOU GUYS BECAUSE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING TO THESE POOR PEOPLE IS UNEXECEPTABLE AND THATS FOR SURE. I THINK THAT YOU ALL INVOVLED IN THIS GROUP SO CALLED "MINUTEMEN" ARE ALL JEAULOUS BECAUSE AN "MIGRANT" LIKE YOU GUYS CALL THEM HAVE MORE THEN WHAT YOU GUYS COULD EVER HAVE. DONT HATE JUST CONGRAGULATE CAUSE THERE STILL GOING TO PASS THE BORDER SOME HOW SO JUST GET OVER IT AND GO HOME BECAUSE YOU GUYS R JUST WASTING YOUR TIME AND TIREDNESS.
The person above this post needs to improve his grammer.
There are two possiablites for this blog. One is that Mr. Bullfrog is just writing it for fun to critize the American goverment. The other possibility is that Mr. Bullfrog belives what he is writing. This would be dissapointing, because it would make him racist and anger people of the faith. I'm choosing to belive the first option, because that is what my gut is telling me. If you belive the second option, just ignore Mr. Bullfrog, as he is a little fish in a big pond and not worth getting angry over.
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