Typical Libral Bias
I wuz jez a readin this here talk about GW a' torturin prisoners ta death!
Dangit, dont you believe it!
First off, everbody knows that GW is a compassionate conservative...he dont cotton to no shennanigans!
B) How do we know that these here prisoners wernt sickly already?
Shoot, This here feller is so sickly he needs two other fellers to hold him up...Maybe he gots the rhumatiz like daddy....I miss you daddy!
III) Maybe they wuz suicide torturees...
Programmed to git caught and then kill themsefs while GW wuz a fixin 'em some vittles...
That would make GW look real bad and that thar liberal media would just eat it up from al-jazeera...
"Allah-Akbar! Them Librals jez love that thar America hatin rhetoric" they would say...
Why dont the media ever look at the good stuff that happpens in Iraq?
He found a daddy....Aint that cute...
He was real down since his parents got collateralized fer freedom...but he shor is happy now...whoooeee...
Im a' gonna send him that thar tickle me elmo I bought down at the Wal-Mart fer that little Cuban boy...I miss him!
'Em er' medias better watchit or else they might git a num-chukkin' from somebody that loves thar country!
Dangit, dont you believe it!
First off, everbody knows that GW is a compassionate conservative...he dont cotton to no shennanigans!
B) How do we know that these here prisoners wernt sickly already?
Shoot, This here feller is so sickly he needs two other fellers to hold him up...Maybe he gots the rhumatiz like daddy....I miss you daddy!
III) Maybe they wuz suicide torturees...
Programmed to git caught and then kill themsefs while GW wuz a fixin 'em some vittles...
That would make GW look real bad and that thar liberal media would just eat it up from al-jazeera...
"Allah-Akbar! Them Librals jez love that thar America hatin rhetoric" they would say...
Why dont the media ever look at the good stuff that happpens in Iraq?
He found a daddy....Aint that cute...
He was real down since his parents got collateralized fer freedom...but he shor is happy now...whoooeee...
Im a' gonna send him that thar tickle me elmo I bought down at the Wal-Mart fer that little Cuban boy...I miss him!
'Em er' medias better watchit or else they might git a num-chukkin' from somebody that loves thar country!
posted by Jeremiah Bullfrog at 7:08 PM
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You, sir, are a genius.
Well, admittedly the Al Qaeda training manual does advise Jihadis who get caught to throw themselves against their captors fist, sodomise themselves with chemical lights, and beat their own heads against the concrete floor of their cells... but I'm sure that can't account for all of them!
-- bleeding heart Elendil
I never said that would be all of 'em did I? That is jez what the dang librals do, they distort and lie....
I said they wuz two thangs that could'a happened!
First them thar suicide torturees were definately some of them...
But also, I thank some of them prisoners what hated the freedom wuz also sickly!
Read the whole dang post next time libral!
Jez like John Dang Kerry...why dont you go windsufin sometime?!
I bet yur kind would like that...yep...windsurfin like a goddamm libral...
Whatsa matter? Aint the swimmin hole good enuff fer ya?
Ever since you married that thar ketchup lady you been awful fancy...
Yes, you are right. As a nuanced liberal who can see all sides of the argument, I have to admit that some of them terrorists do turn up sickly. There were a few thousand in Kunduz that weren't too healthy when they arrived. It wasn't anyone's fault that it was a hot day (or four) to be stuck inside containers. At least the good ol' Northern Alliance gave them ventilation and a hydration source, by shooting two birds with one bullet, as it were.
I had often wondered about those "suicide torturees" myself. It is clearly a brilliant plan at manipulating our media.
I have also heard that the Iraqis run to and fro whenever they hear a jet overhead in the hopes of being the lucky one to be underneath a falling bomb.
Those insidious terrorists and their masterful plans!
You is right about that brother!
Your funny and a tad xenophobic.
I really should be disgusted with you, but you are so pathetically stupid I don't even care. You are about as smart as Germans who mindlessly saluted Hitler, then again you probably idolize Hitler. "English speakers only". That's funny, since you're not speaking it. I can speak English and Spanish because I got an education, but you didn't even finish 3rd grade English. You seriously disgust me, and I hope you die from a painful heart attack induced by all the meat you eat. You Goddamn idiot Nazi racist motherfucking Christian redneck cunt piece of shit! FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. Anarchist-Vegan power, fuck America!
Now, yall little kids need to go back to yer mommas and daddies because we dont need no more of this anti war bullshit. fuck america? fuck you. america is the best damn country ever, thats why i fought for little ungreatful assholes like you in nam. thats why my two sons are over in iraq fighting them damn sang niggers. and god damnit, thats why i drive my ford truck to the the corner store to get beer every night. im god damn american and id like to see you punks try and take that away.
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