Them librals is a tryin to outlaw exhaling!
Man, them librals is at it again!
Always a talkin 'bout how global warming is threatinin the planet!
I got real proof that global warmin dont even exist...Has you ever seen Alsaka? Its cold up thar aint it?
Well, thar aint no global warmin' then is they?
Them thar global warmists might have science and facts and stuff like that on thar side, but that dont stop my buddies down at the Competitive Enterprise Institute!
With a official soundin name like that, they has got ta be on to sumthin!
They says that carbon dioxide is stuff we need ta be able ta exhale!
And them librals want ta make it illegal ta exhale! Jez Imagine!
Our Foundin Daddies based this hyar country on the principle of bein free ta exhale whenever you want to! (I miss you daddy!)
But them fancy East Coast librals want big goverment ta tell us we caint!
That is why I is so happy that GW is in charge!
He will protect our right ta exhale and help brang that right ta them thar Iraqis, even though they did the 9/11!
Wow, Is it hot in hyar or is it jez me?
Always a talkin 'bout how global warming is threatinin the planet!
I got real proof that global warmin dont even exist...Has you ever seen Alsaka? Its cold up thar aint it?
Well, thar aint no global warmin' then is they?
Them thar global warmists might have science and facts and stuff like that on thar side, but that dont stop my buddies down at the Competitive Enterprise Institute!
With a official soundin name like that, they has got ta be on to sumthin!
They says that carbon dioxide is stuff we need ta be able ta exhale!
And them librals want ta make it illegal ta exhale! Jez Imagine!
Our Foundin Daddies based this hyar country on the principle of bein free ta exhale whenever you want to! (I miss you daddy!)
But them fancy East Coast librals want big goverment ta tell us we caint!
That is why I is so happy that GW is in charge!
He will protect our right ta exhale and help brang that right ta them thar Iraqis, even though they did the 9/11!
Wow, Is it hot in hyar or is it jez me?
posted by Jeremiah Bullfrog at 12:06 AM
3 Comments:
Wow, Jerimah, you just done gots the right idea.
I miss your daddy, too.
Dang right!
Thanks fer the daddy sentiment...He wuz a good'un, he taught me all I know...but not all he knew!
With Clinton not inhaling, and now with no exhaling, these liberals are trying to suffocate us to death!
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